Thursday, May 8, 2008

Amazing Colossal Friday!

Do you want to be big? Sure, we all do. Tom Hanks once wished he was big! Well, thanks to the amazing power of ATOMIC ENERGY, you too can be BIG! For just a few seconds of exposure to nuclear tests, you too can grow to amazing sizes!

At 7pm PDT/SLT it's The Amazing Colossal Man, starring one of the biggest men in show biz. Then at 8:30pm PDT/SLT it's the critic-acclaimed sequel, War of the Colossal Beast!

So come on out tomorrow evening and bring the Extra Large MAGNUM brand condoms, just in case! :)

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